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Reblogged from jennception

memoriesbecomelegend:

ilikebroadwaythings:

Anna Kendrick’s SNL opening monologue

yes yes yes yes yes

THANK YOU, SNL. THANK YOU. 

oh my god i’m having flashbacks

to studio 60

(Source: jennception, via ofsevenseas)

#we're sorry our producer was caught doing blow

 
Reblogged from fwips

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

(Source: fwips, via zarhooie)

#wow so that was racism
#like are you even shitting me
#anthony mackie

 
Reblogged from sttngfashion

sttngfashion:

Someone made a montage of Star Trek ladies to that insane Sarah Brightman Song. h/t The Toast.

wow niq look this is the multi-trek extravaganza we should have done

#star trek
#femslash
#vid

 
Reblogged from puppetmaster55

TMI Tuesday

puppetmaster55:

because I actually remembered that it was TMI tuesday on a tuesday my askbox is open to all questions

(via perfectlytense)

#meme

 
Reblogged from julstorres

julstorres:

can i have an AO3 extension that just turns “witch” into ‘warlock” or something

we can also do the auto replace on “wife beater” to “tank top” too right

#ugh i don't think there's enough feels in this story to get me past the grossness

 

can i have an AO3 extension that just turns “witch” into ‘warlock” or something

#the casual misogyny of your go to random villain being witches
#when the show itself doesn't sink that low
#is kind of fucking awful
#fanfiction
#teen wolf

 
Reblogged from readerwriterdancer

readerwriterdancer:

One time, the Queen of England decided to knight a loyal member of her country who happened to be Jewish. 

This man knew that knights were supposed to say something in Latin as the Queen knighted them, but didn’t remember the line, so he quickly said “ma nishtana halaila hazeh micol haleilot”

This, of course, confused the Queen, who turned to her advisor and asked “Why is this knight different from all other knights?”

(via giandujakiss)

 
Reblogged from fuckyeahfanficflamingo
fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[LOVES NONHUMAN CHARACTER (Fanfic Flamingo) 90% OF FANFICS PORTRAY CHARACTER AS HUMAN]

EXCEPT FOR THE GROWLING AND BIZARRELY HEIGHTENED SENSE OF SMELL

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[LOVES NONHUMAN CHARACTER (Fanfic Flamingo) 90% OF FANFICS PORTRAY CHARACTER AS HUMAN]

EXCEPT FOR THE GROWLING AND BIZARRELY HEIGHTENED SENSE OF SMELL

#why are you claiming this is a human AU
#derek is CLEARLY still a werewolf
#he just bit somebody!
#are you KIDDING me right now

 

okay seriously the Derek with pot plants problem is getting out of hand. non-USian authors: I get that you’re trying to write him a more settled life but you’re managing to imply that he grows marijuana

house plants or perhaps potted plants is the US phrase i imagine you are looking for

when i don’t just imagine derek super mellow from all of his werewolf weed

#teen wolf
#fanfiction
#dialect
#two nations divided by a common tongue

 

the two people i see most frequently quoted by fans on the subject fanfiction are henry jenkins and lev grossman

have no women said anything smart and relevant you want to repeat about fanfiction? Why are we self-selecting definitions written by men?

#fanfiction
#history of fandom
#representation

 
Reblogged from strandedonthemainland

The Game Cube can be hit with a sledgehammer and work just fine. The Nintendo DS was specifically designed to be able to survive a 1.5 meter (five foot) drop onto solid concrete without breaking, and one of the company’s bigwigs wouldn’t let it go past the design phase until the design team could guarantee it could survive the drop at least 10 times. In fact, Nintendo products have such a reputation for being impossible to break through normal means that they spawned the term “Nintendium”—an all-purpose phrase given to pieces of technology that survive extreme punishment. For example, take the Gulf War Game Boy, an original Game Boy console that survived having a freaking bomb dropped on it.

Nintendo never advertises their products as being durable, they don’t brag about their Game Boys being bomb-proof or their consoles being tough enough to survive being hit by a car. They just expect their customers to be human and include features to prepare for that humanity. While other companies decide that they’re nice by including a cover to protect the screen of the $600 phone you just bought in case you drop it, Nintendo just builds a device that can survive being dropped in the first place and doesn’t make a big deal about it. Because that’s how a real company does business.

10 Toys That Are Replacing Cutting-Edge Technology (via strandedonthemainland)

I dropped my 3DS down a flight of concrete stairs and it just got a little scratched on the corners.

(via digitallyimpaired)

(via ofsevenseas)

 
Reblogged from shadowstiles

queerly-it-is:

#hE DOESNT PULL AWAY #HE JUST #DOESNT EVEN FLINCH #JUST ACCEPTS IT #THE FEELINGS ARE STRONG WITH THIS POST

halffizzbin’s tags: #Posey’s gonna win every game of gay chicken they ever play#you can just tell#Dylan overcompensates with exaggeration and shit but Posey’s just like#full of unadulterated love#He’d kiss Dylan full on the mouth no questions asked i bet#why are you fighting it Dylan#why#o’brosey

god i want someone to write me adorable gay chicken to “oops i guess it’s a relationship” “duh you dork” fic

(Source: shadowstiles, via halffizzbin)

#rpf
#dylan o'brien
#tyler posey
#adorbs

 

watching a serial killer thing

i keep thinking “oh honey you’re not his type he likes ‘em dead”

 
Reblogged from lbrossoit
mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

—so there might have been a reason he was on Hydra’s list of 20mil troublemakers for the first round of slaughter, other than he’s a fucking troublemaker, is what you’re saying

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony

u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?

what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?

what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?

what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?

what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?

what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?

what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

—so there might have been a reason he was on Hydra’s list of 20mil troublemakers for the first round of slaughter, other than he’s a fucking troublemaker, is what you’re saying

#captain america
#spoilers
#tony stark

 
Reblogged from taylormeetsfalloutboy

taylormeetsfalloutboy:

Ladies & Gentlemen, meet Peterick

(via theragnarokd)

#fallout boy
#patrick stump
#pete wentz
#people smiling