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Mon Oct 20, 2014

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good yes this is in fact the post i want to be known for

good yes this is in fact the post i want to be known for

tagged: #snarf #meta meta

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Oh hey forgot I was going to do this earlier. I’m in Phoenix for a couple days, does anyone wanna hang?


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Sun Oct 19, 2014

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Reblogged from micdotcom
iunia-kallistrate:

birdnerd29:

supaslim:

jimmysass:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

I am a Texan and I am guILTY AS CHARGED

…yolk?
YOLK?
EVERY STATE EATS EGGS

Grits, oh I’m so surprised.

Yolk isn’t a food it’s a brunch place in IL. Or well in Chicago at least.
Also as someone from Mo. I don’t think I’ve ever had Succotash.

……as someone who has driven through a fair swathe of Maine recently, I am SHOCKED that it is not “new potatoes”

iunia-kallistrate:

birdnerd29:

supaslim:

jimmysass:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

I am a Texan and I am guILTY AS CHARGED

…yolk?

YOLK?

EVERY STATE EATS EGGS

Grits, oh I’m so surprised.

Yolk isn’t a food it’s a brunch place in IL. Or well in Chicago at least.

Also as someone from Mo. I don’t think I’ve ever had Succotash.

……as someone who has driven through a fair swathe of Maine recently, I am SHOCKED that it is not “new potatoes”

tagged: #food

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(Source: Y-O-Y-O, via mojitoesinthesand)

tagged: #special effects

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commanderabuttvsfrankenstein:

the-real-seebs:

This is actually literally correct. Polls show that a significant majority of people like the Affordable Health Care Act, but also that a significant majority of people disapprove of Obamacare.

Please watch this video.


….you know what’s hilarious tho

it was the Republicans who started calling it Obamacare in the first place.

commanderabuttvsfrankenstein:

the-real-seebs:

This is actually literally correct. Polls show that a significant majority of people like the Affordable Health Care Act, but also that a significant majority of people disapprove of Obamacare.

Please watch this video.

….you know what’s hilarious tho

it was the Republicans who started calling it Obamacare in the first place.

(Source: carlsontoons.com, via zarhooie)


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in discussing certain tropes in teen wolf fanfiction, i had to differentiate between the story where stiles thinks derek is a hobo and the story where stiles thinks derek is a prostitute.


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thegreatgame:

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)

(via llassah)

tagged: #reaction gifs #bill and ted

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Reblogged from julstorres

julstorres:

So I made a thing for @niqaeli's birthday.

vid: Bad Kids
vidder: julstorres
fandom: The Losers
song: Bad Kids by Lady Gaga
file format: mp4, 28.1MB
runtime: 2:09
link: http:/jmtorres.dreamhosters.com/vids/BadKids.mp4 (right click to download)
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AADvdV0jAsw
warnings: muzzle flash, explosions, blood etc ala canon, shadowpuppet noncon

Five against the fortress. Team vid. Go Petunias.

tagged: #reblog for the day crew #my 7000th post #if i have not forgotten and reblogged some random thing in the night

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Sat Oct 18, 2014

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So I made a thing for @niqaeli's birthday.

vid: Bad Kids
vidder: julstorres
fandom: The Losers
song: Bad Kids by Lady Gaga
file format: mp4, 28.1MB
runtime: 2:09
link: http:/jmtorres.dreamhosters.com/vids/BadKids.mp4 (right click to download)
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AADvdV0jAsw
warnings: muzzle flash, explosions, blood etc ala canon, shadowpuppet noncon

Five against the fortress. Team vid. Go Petunias.

tagged: #vid #fanvid #losers #lady gaga #bad kids #jensen #cougar #clay #roque #pooch #aisha #go petunias

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inferior-mastermind:

PINK PIECE OF SHIT I’M DYING.

inferior-mastermind:

PINK PIECE OF SHIT I’M DYING.

(Source: pk---love, via penguinsparade)

tagged: #for nate

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lillerina:

julstorres:

trying to decide which sock lace pattern to do; contenders:

http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/loretto-socks image

http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/gull-wing-socks-3 image

http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/centrifugal-force-socks image

going to be doing it in grey and black yarn if that influences your opinions. help me deciiiiiiide

loretto is gorgeous!

it is, and i am leaning that way! trying to figure out how much changes if i flip it around, because it’s written top-down and i want to do toe-up and make an indeterminately taller sock

tagged: #knitting

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the secret plan to fight inflation is a go


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Fri Oct 17, 2014

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seperis:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

I read years ago that during the Crusades, people on both sides utilized the middle ages equivalent of Arabic/French/German/Etc For Tourists which included needed phrases like “Where is the nearest brothel?” and “Would you sleep with me, maiden?”

I don’t care how historically inaccurate, anachronistic, or ridiculous this is: the image of a stereotypical knight in full armor and a Muslim soldier competitively flipping desperately through their All the Languages For Tourists written by clerks in monasteries (at least on the Christian side) while trying to proposition a woman (language unknown) during a major religious conflict on the mean streets of Antioch never fails to put me in a good mood.

tagged: #language

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knottahooker:

silencewhippersnapper:

mollybroxton:

brillepetiteetoile:

wantering-blog:

Comfy Skull
Alexander McQueen Skull Knit Jumper

This is the most amazing sweater in existence.

If you knit, or can sweet talk someone who does, a person on ravelry charted this pattern to knit it (in black) for her son: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/cabled-skull-chart-for-pullover

hahaha of course it’s $1,000

Goth John Watson sweater

knottahooker:

silencewhippersnapper:

mollybroxton:

brillepetiteetoile:

wantering-blog:

Comfy Skull

Alexander McQueen Skull Knit Jumper

This is the most amazing sweater in existence.

If you knit, or can sweet talk someone who does, a person on ravelry charted this pattern to knit it (in black) for her son: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/cabled-skull-chart-for-pullover

hahaha of course it’s $1,000

Goth John Watson sweater

(via ninox-ios)

tagged: #for: niqaeli #knitting

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